{"title":"Trading Cards","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"8:1-8:64;266-329\"\u003eEvery character in the Jar has a power and a story behind it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"10:1-10:313;331-643\"\u003eThis collection is where you meet them, one card at a time. Each character gets their own chapters: different faces of the same trait, showing up in different corners of life. Bedtime, workday, the walk out the door in the morning...same trait, same character, a different moment you might recognize yourself in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"12:1-12:164;645-808\"\u003eEvery card comes with full stats, a superpower, a kryptonite, and a blessing quote to keep because these traits were never flaws to fix. They just needed a name.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"14:1-14:97;810-906\"\u003eLaminated by hand. Made to be collected, traded, gifted, or just kept somewhere you'll see them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"16:1-16:80;908-987\"\u003eStart wherever your story starts. Collect them all, or find the one that's you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"18:1-18:40;989-1028\"\u003eBe gentle with yourself, pickle friend.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"emilys-bedtime-card-time-blindness-goblin-chapter-1-collectible","title":"Emily's Bedtime Card | Time Blindness Goblin - Chapter 1 Collectible","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"11:1-11:12;393-404\"\u003eMeet Emily.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"13:1-13:173;406-578\"\u003eShe's the Time Blindness Goblin...the one who lives fully in the present moment, which sounds lovely until it's 11pm and bedtime became a distant memory three episodes ago.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"15:1-15:249;580-828\"\u003eEmily's Bedtime Card is the first in her chapter series...a look at her power in its most familiar form: the nightly battle between \"I should really go to bed\" and \"just five more minutes.\" Spoiler: her kryptonite is a clock she can't feel ticking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"17:1-17:170;830-999\"\u003eEach card is laminated by hand, front and back, and built like a trading card should be — full stats, a superpower, a kryptonite, and a blessing quote to carry with you:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"19:1-19:84;1001-1084\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Five more minutes isn't a lie. It's just how your brain measures time at night.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"21:1-21:89;1086-1174\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis isn't about fixing bedtime. It's about finally having a name for why it's hard.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"text-text-100 mt-2 -mb-1 text-base font-bold\" data-sourcepos=\"25:1-25:23;1181-1203\"\u003eWhat's on the card\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\" data-sourcepos=\"26:1-31:61;1204-1528\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\" data-sourcepos=\"26:1-26:44;1204-1247\"\u003eFull character illustration, original art\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\" data-sourcepos=\"27:1-27:84;1248-1331\"\u003eStat block: Time Awareness, Shame Risk, Time Estimation Accuracy, Self-Compassion\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\" data-sourcepos=\"28:1-28:35;1332-1366\"\u003eSuperpower + Kryptonite callouts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\" data-sourcepos=\"29:1-29:17;1367-1383\"\u003eBlessing quote\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\" data-sourcepos=\"30:1-30:84;1384-1467\"\u003eNumbered card (01\/18) — part of the full Inside the Pickle Jar collectible series\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\" data-sourcepos=\"31:1-31:61;1468-1528\"\u003eOrnate illustrated card back, matching the full collection\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"text-text-100 mt-2 -mb-1 text-base font-bold\" data-sourcepos=\"33:1-33:12;1530-1541\"\u003eDetails\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\" data-sourcepos=\"34:1-37:82;1542-1749\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\" data-sourcepos=\"34:1-34:28;1542-1569\"\u003eLaminated, front and back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\" data-sourcepos=\"35:1-35:34;1570-1603\"\u003e2.5in x 3.5in\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\" data-sourcepos=\"36:1-36:64;1604-1667\"\u003eHandmade - small variations are part of the charm, not a flaw\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\" data-sourcepos=\"37:1-37:82;1668-1749\"\u003ePart of Emily's 3-chapter series (Bedtime, Workday, Morning)...collect them all!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"text-text-100 mt-2 -mb-1 text-base font-bold\" data-sourcepos=\"41:1-41:20;1756-1775\"\u003eWhy this exists\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"42:1-42:251;1776-2026\"\u003eInside the Pickle Jar was built on one idea: you were never too much, you just couldn't read the jar. Emily's card is for anyone who's been told they're lazy, dramatic, or just \"bad at sleep\" when really, their brain just measures time differently.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"44:1-44:60;2028-2087\"\u003eBe gentle with yourself, pickle friend. This one's for you.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Inside the Pickle Jar","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49043374932203,"sku":null,"price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0840\/0915\/6843\/files\/EmilyBedtime01-Cover.jpg?v=1783872329"},{"product_id":"emilys-bedtime-bundle-time-blindness-goblin-card-sticker","title":"Emily's Bedtime Bundle | Time Blindness Goblin Card + Sticker","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"11:1-11:12;383-394\"\u003eMeet Emily.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"13:1-13:173;396-568\"\u003eShe's the Time Blindness Goblin...the one who lives fully in the present moment, which sounds lovely until it's 11pm and bedtime became a distant memory three episodes ago.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"15:1-15:269;570-838\"\u003eThis bundle brings her home two ways: her Chapter 1 collectible card (the full stats, superpower, and kryptonite breakdown) and a matching die cut sticker, ready to go wherever you need a little reminder that you're not broken...just built to measure time differently.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"17:1-17:84;840-923\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Five more minutes isn't a lie. It's just how your brain measures time at night.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"19:1-19:89;925-1013\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis isn't about fixing bedtime. 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