{"product_id":"emilys-bedtime-bundle-time-blindness-goblin-card-sticker","title":"Emily's Bedtime Bundle | Time Blindness Goblin Card + Sticker","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"11:1-11:12;383-394\"\u003eMeet Emily.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"13:1-13:173;396-568\"\u003eShe's the Time Blindness Goblin...the one who lives fully in the present moment, which sounds lovely until it's 11pm and bedtime became a distant memory three episodes ago.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"15:1-15:269;570-838\"\u003eThis bundle brings her home two ways: her Chapter 1 collectible card (the full stats, superpower, and kryptonite breakdown) and a matching die cut sticker, ready to go wherever you need a little reminder that you're not broken...just built to measure time differently.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"17:1-17:84;840-923\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Five more minutes isn't a lie. It's just how your brain measures time at night.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"19:1-19:89;925-1013\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis isn't about fixing bedtime. It's about finally having a name for why it's hard.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"text-text-100 mt-2 -mb-1 text-base font-bold\" data-sourcepos=\"23:1-23:20;1020-1039\"\u003eWhat's included\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\" data-sourcepos=\"24:1-25:102;1040-1300\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\" data-sourcepos=\"24:1-24:159;1040-1198\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e1 Emily Bedtime trading card\u003c\/strong\u003e — laminated front and back, full stat block, superpower + kryptonite, blessing quote, numbered 01\/18 in the full collection\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\" data-sourcepos=\"25:1-25:102;1199-1300\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e1 Emily die cut sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e — glossy, water-resistant, ready for a water bottle, laptop, or planner\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"text-text-100 mt-2 -mb-1 text-base font-bold\" data-sourcepos=\"27:1-27:12;1302-1313\"\u003eDetails\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\" data-sourcepos=\"28:1-31:123;1314-1589\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\" data-sourcepos=\"28:1-28:47;1314-1360\"\u003eTrading card: laminated, 2.5in x 3.5in\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\" data-sourcepos=\"29:1-29:42;1361-1402\"\u003eSticker: die cut, glossy, 3in x 3in\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\" data-sourcepos=\"30:1-30:64;1403-1466\"\u003eHandmade - small variations are part of the charm, not a flaw\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\" data-sourcepos=\"31:1-31:123;1467-1589\"\u003ePart of Emily's 3-chapter series (Bedtime, Workday, Morning), cards and stickers sold separately if you want to collect the full set\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"text-text-100 mt-2 -mb-1 text-base font-bold\" data-sourcepos=\"35:1-35:20;1596-1615\"\u003eWhy this exists\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"36:1-36:264;1616-1879\"\u003eInside the Pickle Jar was built on one idea: you were never too much, you just couldn't read the jar. Emily's card and sticker are for anyone who's been told they're lazy, dramatic, or just \"bad at sleep\" when really, their brain just measures time differently.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"38:1-38:60;1881-1940\"\u003eBe gentle with yourself, pickle friend. This one's for you.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Inside the Pickle Jar","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49043387089131,"sku":null,"price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0840\/0915\/6843\/files\/EmilyBundle1.jpg?v=1783873826","url":"https:\/\/shop.insidethepicklejar.com\/products\/emilys-bedtime-bundle-time-blindness-goblin-card-sticker","provider":"Inside the Pickle Jar","version":"1.0","type":"link"}