{"product_id":"emilys-bedtime-card-time-blindness-goblin-chapter-1-collectible","title":"Emily's Bedtime Card | Time Blindness Goblin - Chapter 1 Collectible","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"11:1-11:12;393-404\"\u003eMeet Emily.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"13:1-13:173;406-578\"\u003eShe's the Time Blindness Goblin...the one who lives fully in the present moment, which sounds lovely until it's 11pm and bedtime became a distant memory three episodes ago.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"15:1-15:249;580-828\"\u003eEmily's Bedtime Card is the first in her chapter series...a look at her power in its most familiar form: the nightly battle between \"I should really go to bed\" and \"just five more minutes.\" Spoiler: her kryptonite is a clock she can't feel ticking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"17:1-17:170;830-999\"\u003eEach card is laminated by hand, front and back, and built like a trading card should be — full stats, a superpower, a kryptonite, and a blessing quote to carry with you:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"19:1-19:84;1001-1084\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Five more minutes isn't a lie. It's just how your brain measures time at night.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"21:1-21:89;1086-1174\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis isn't about fixing bedtime. It's about finally having a name for why it's hard.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"text-text-100 mt-2 -mb-1 text-base font-bold\" data-sourcepos=\"25:1-25:23;1181-1203\"\u003eWhat's on the card\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\" data-sourcepos=\"26:1-31:61;1204-1528\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\" data-sourcepos=\"26:1-26:44;1204-1247\"\u003eFull character illustration, original art\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\" data-sourcepos=\"27:1-27:84;1248-1331\"\u003eStat block: Time Awareness, Shame Risk, Time Estimation Accuracy, Self-Compassion\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\" data-sourcepos=\"28:1-28:35;1332-1366\"\u003eSuperpower + Kryptonite callouts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\" data-sourcepos=\"29:1-29:17;1367-1383\"\u003eBlessing quote\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\" data-sourcepos=\"30:1-30:84;1384-1467\"\u003eNumbered card (01\/18) — part of the full Inside the Pickle Jar collectible series\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\" data-sourcepos=\"31:1-31:61;1468-1528\"\u003eOrnate illustrated card back, matching the full collection\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"text-text-100 mt-2 -mb-1 text-base font-bold\" data-sourcepos=\"33:1-33:12;1530-1541\"\u003eDetails\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\" data-sourcepos=\"34:1-37:82;1542-1749\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\" data-sourcepos=\"34:1-34:28;1542-1569\"\u003eLaminated, front and back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\" data-sourcepos=\"35:1-35:34;1570-1603\"\u003e2.5in x 3.5in\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\" data-sourcepos=\"36:1-36:64;1604-1667\"\u003eHandmade - small variations are part of the charm, not a flaw\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\" data-sourcepos=\"37:1-37:82;1668-1749\"\u003ePart of Emily's 3-chapter series (Bedtime, Workday, Morning)...collect them all!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"text-text-100 mt-2 -mb-1 text-base font-bold\" data-sourcepos=\"41:1-41:20;1756-1775\"\u003eWhy this exists\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"42:1-42:251;1776-2026\"\u003eInside the Pickle Jar was built on one idea: you were never too much, you just couldn't read the jar. 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