Meet Emily - The Time Blindness Goblin 🕰️💚

Time is a concept. A suggestion. A rumor Emily has heard but cannot confirm.

This mint-green little goblin knows exactly what it's like to look up from something you were "just doing for a minute" and discover three hours have vanished into thin air. She's holding a broken hourglass — because when your brain doesn't track time the way everyone else's does, the usual tools just don't work the same way.

Emily is for everyone who has ever:

• Been late despite leaving "on time"
• Missed a deadline that felt like it was still weeks away
• Lived in a permanent state of "now" and "not now"
• Wondered why time feels like a foreign language everyone else is fluent in

She's not broken. The hourglass is. And honestly? Same.

Emily is a 3x3" glossy die-cut sticker, water-resistant and made for water bottles, laptops, planners, journals — anywhere you want a little reminder that your relationship with time isn't a character flaw. It's just how your beautiful brain is wired.

She belongs in The Jar. And she's saved you a spot.