Emily's Bedtime Bundle | Time Blindness Goblin Card + Sticker

Meet Emily.

She's the Time Blindness Goblin...the one who lives fully in the present moment, which sounds lovely until it's 11pm and bedtime became a distant memory three episodes ago.

This bundle brings her home two ways: her Chapter 1 collectible card (the full stats, superpower, and kryptonite breakdown) and a matching die cut sticker, ready to go wherever you need a little reminder that you're not broken...just built to measure time differently.

"Five more minutes isn't a lie. It's just how your brain measures time at night."

This isn't about fixing bedtime. It's about finally having a name for why it's hard.

What's included

• 1 Emily Bedtime trading card — laminated front and back, full stat block, superpower + kryptonite, blessing quote, numbered 01/18 in the full collection
• 1 Emily die cut sticker — glossy, water-resistant, ready for a water bottle, laptop, or planner

Details

• Trading card: laminated, 2.5in x 3.5in
• Sticker: die cut, glossy, 3in x 3in
• Handmade - small variations are part of the charm, not a flaw
• Part of Emily's 3-chapter series (Bedtime, Workday, Morning), cards and stickers sold separately if you want to collect the full set

Why this exists

Inside the Pickle Jar was built on one idea: you were never too much, you just couldn't read the jar. Emily's card and sticker are for anyone who's been told they're lazy, dramatic, or just "bad at sleep" when really, their brain just measures time differently.

Be gentle with yourself, pickle friend. This one's for you.